Trisha Lynne is sitting on the couch when her daughter comes home with her boyfriend. They run off to her room, and Mom is pissed. The little cunt didn’t ask if she could have company. Mom goes up to her daughter’s room to see what’s going on and is shocked to find the boyfriend shaving her daughter’s pussy. Now Trish is even more pissed. “We don’t shave bushes in this house!” she says. She tells her daughter to leave and gives the boyfriend a lesson in appreciating a woman’s bush. And she’s got a full one, covered with brown hair. He fingers and eats her bush, then sucks her big tits. She sucks his cock, showing how it’s done by a mature woman, and gets fucked in every possible position. By the time she jacks him off on her chest, he’s ready to forget all about young, shaved girls.

A man tries to do an honest day’s work, and this is what happens. Some blonde MILF slut wearing lingerie, fuck-me pumps and the tell-tale light-blue eye shadow starts vacuuming the house right in front of him, bending over and sticking her ass in his face. At this point, he doesn’t care if she gets 200 channels or none, as long as he can channel his dark cock inside her pink pussy. The woman is Natasha, a 45-year-old divorcee from Southern California, and the role of MILF slut isn’t exactly a reach for her. As for the dude, he does what all of us would do if we were in this situation, which is take his cock out and jack until she notices. She notices. Right away.

Lorena is beautiful from head to toe. Nice tits, curvy waist, great ass, long legs. But to Lorena, sexy isn’t just about how she looks. “Sexy to me comes from within,” she said. “It’s the way a person carries themself with confidence and pride. Sexy is a twinkle in the eyes, a beautiful smile and the way someone walks. A confident yet humble man isn’t afraid to ask for what he wants. I’m usually assertive sexually, but sometimes I just want to be taken, and I need a man who has the confidence to do that.”

Didn’t we tell you that Lorena has a great ass? She’s proud to show it off for you, too. “I know I have a nice body,” she said. “People have told me. But when I’m out in public, I don’t necessarily dress to show it off. It depends on where I’m going. If I’m running errands or hanging out with friends, I usually dress in lounge pants and a cute top or a skirt and top. During the winter, I wear jeans. My tops are usually fitted to flatter my figure. But I love to dress sexy when I go out at night. As I get older, I tend to dress more classy than trashy, but I love to accentuate the positive. I’m very proud of my big boobs and butt, so when the photographer asked me to get on my hands and knees and spread my butt, I was happy to do it!”

Meet Natasha, a 45-year-old divorcee from Southern California. She’s the absolute epitome of MILF with her long, blonde hair, sexy face and super-hot body. Today, we’re going to watch her fuck, but first, let’s get to know her. “Once, I was fucking some guy in the corner of a night club in New York City,” she said. “Another couple found us and joined in, so it was double the fun! The other woman was into pussy, too, so while everyone was out there on the floor dancing, I was in the corner eating pussy and getting my brains fucked out by strangers!” Natasha is very happy to be at 40SomethingMag.com. “I definitely get off on the thought of you guys out there jacking off and shooting your load over my pictures,” she said. So don’t disappoint the lady. Do it!

You can say whatever you want about fortune tellers, but we think they’re phonies, and we’ve got the proof right here. This dude goes to see Cheyanne and says, “I want to know what’s in my future.” So, she decides to do a card reading. Bullshit, right? Exactly. First card, she says, “I see you’ve had no luck with the ladies lately.” He has, he tells her. Then she says, “Well, I think things are gonna change for you. I see things starting to look up for you.”

Now, at his point, Cheyanne has basically stopped telling his fortune. She has become his fortune. She’s going to make her prediction come true. And do you know how she’s going to do that? Of course you know how. It’s the oldest trick in the book. The ol’ gypsy fortune teller suck and fuck. That’ll be 20 bucks, buddy.

Erica is a mom. She’s a wife. She’s a part-time executive assistant. And, since she first appeared in 40Something, she’s become a cum-loving, ass-fucked porn star. “My husband and I are swingers, so I always knew I loved having sex while people watched,” Erica said. “But over the past four years, I’ve discovered that I also love having sex in front of the camera, and the naughtier and nastier the better. Deep-throat blow jobs, DPs, getting fucked in the ass, sucking my ass juices off of a nice, hard, slimy cock…I’m down for all of that. Of course, my children don’t know about my secret life. They still think I need to loosen up a bit. But I don’t know how that’s possible.” One of the great things about Erica is that she looks like the woman-next-door, the sexy lady you might see shopping at the mall or attending her children’s PTA meetings. But below the surface, she’s a horny woman who has cock on her mind almost all the time. “I’m always ready!”

This dude has come to Cheyanne Rivers to have his fortune told, and Cheyanne knows exactly what is in the cards.

“You will meet a big-titted MILF who will suck your cock.”

“Oh, I will, will I?”

“She will enduce a raging hard-on, then she will have you drill her tight, shaved pussy from behind.”

“Really? Go on.”

“She will sit on your cock and bounce up and down until she drains your balls of spunk.”

“Wow! Sounds good!”

“You will cum all over her face and big tits.”

“Ah, yes! A bright future, indeed!”

No cracks about crystal balls, fellas.

It’s Jamy Nova’s birthday, and her asshole husband has forgotten it for the second straight year. So there she is, sitting in bed wearing some sexy, see-through lingerie, and there he is, stomach sticking out, snoring his face off. “He can’t even get it up anymore,” Jamy complains while looking at him in disgust. “I need some cock. If he doesn’t get up and pay attention to me right now, I’m gonna fuck the first person I see.” Well, you all know how this is gonna turn out. He doesn’t wake up, Jamy hears a knock on the door, it’s a neighbor with a package that was left for her–a body stocking and black fuck-me boots–Jamy models it for him, and they end up fucking. So, Jamy gets the birthday present she really wanted, her husband gets a nap, the neighbor gets some pussy and we get to jack. Everyone’s happy in 40Something Land.

“I don’t have a typical model’s body, so I never really thought about modeling, especially for a men’s magazine,” Kenzie said. “I fantasized about it, of course, but actually doing it? I didn’t think anybody would want me. But my fiance encouraged me to send my pictures to 40Something, and here I am! I never thought you’d bring me in. When I got the call from the studio, I thought it was somebody playing games with me. But then my fiance said, ‘Kenzie, you and I are the only ones who know about it. Now go down to Florida and have fun!’”

You’re looking at the typical mom-next-door. She lists her hobbies as “spending time with my kids and cooking.” Hey, what kind of hobbies are those? Her dream car is a Cadillac minivan. She loves watching sports (her favorite teams are from Philadelphia: the Phillies, the Flyers, the Sixers and the Eagles). She tries to have sex two to five times a week, but as far as sexual fantasies go, Kenzie said, “I’ve been a mom so long and working so long, I haven’t really thought about it. I guess my one real fantasy would be to have enough time in my day to have sex whenever I want and really enjoy it. I’m definitely much hornier than I used to be.”

Talk about cuckold husbands! Sexy 45-year-old Jamy Nova is lying in bed WITH HER HUSBAND, who’s sleeping. Why is he sleeping when sexy Jamy is right next to him in super-slutty lingerie? Why isn’t he fucking her? Jamy’s wondering the same thing when…the doorbell rings! It’s the next-door neighbor with a package, and Jamy doesn’t even bother to cover up when she answers the door. She greets the lucky guy with her nipples poking right through her sheer top…then invites him in…and starts sucking his cock…and lets the guy fuck her…with her husband sleeping in the next room! The moral of this story (and we’ve said it a thousand times before): If your wife or girlfriend is a hot 40something, take care of her sexual needs at all times!